MY GIRLFRIEND… Tales of a frustrated boyfriend – pt 1½

by mckaybeedcfr

Seconds turned into minutes, minutes into hours since I had an encounter with this heavenly being. That was undoubtedly the most beautiful day of my life yet. I was overly cheerful, I greeted every soul I met on my street as I walked back to the house after dropping from the keke that evening; I mean everybody, older, younger, I think I even greeted RAMBO, my neighbour’s dog; that one just brought out its tongue and was winking at me, whatever that meant, I didn’t care.

This was too good a news for me not to share, I needed to tell someone about my experience and brag where neccesary. Who else would I call? If not Precious?

It was 10:22pm, when I picked up my phone to call him. Guy, you busy? I be Wan gist you about one girl wey I meet today.. He responded by saying “Eehhn, Wetin xup”? So here is something you should know about Precious; once he uses the exclamation eehnn! Just know he has activated his “GBEBORUM MODE”😂

So I gave him a full download of all that happened and how excited I was and all. His response not only demoralized me, but it also took me back to where I was already struggling to come from. He went “Abegy!! Na thesame story you De talk about the other ones Wey nor last, abeg comot from my phone. But who God do for make he know sha”. He then hung up on me.

No, he wasn’t jealous, he was actually saying the truth. Maybe it’s high time I gave y’all my relationship profile. I’m 26 going on 27, and I’ve been in 16 unsuccessful relationships😔. And for the records, my genotype is AA, so it wasn’t genotype incompatibility that was the issue. Some of my previous relationships ended because of the most stupid excuses ever like: “I want to settle down” , “I don’t think you’re spiritual enough” ,” you have too many female friends” , “you don’t have my time as you’re too busy with work” , “you love your mother too much” etc. I’ve practically been through the worst possible, had my trust broken, betrayed, humiliated, one even called me a coward😂. What am I doing? Let’s forget about my past experiences and focus on the present; that’s what is most important at the moment.

That night was one of the longest I’ve had in recent times, I was waking up at intervals, looking at the ceiling, and trying to paint a mental picture of our encounter; her gestures, smiles, the fragrance of her cologne and lots more. I was pondering, should I uphold the brocode? Should I wait for 72hours before calling her? Would I be able to survive that long without reconnecting with her?.. All of a sudden it seemed as if my world was revolving around her, I was having all forms of hallucinations; hollup!! What’s going on? Am I falling in love again? 😭

The thought of being in love scared me at the time as it’s been just 3months since my last girlfriend left with the excuse of “You’re too nice, I don’t think I’m good enough for you, I pray God to help you find someone that can love you as much as you do me”. I mean that zero self-esteem daughter of Jezebel left me heartbroken, and I had decided to stay all to myself and be nice to myself; I vowed not to let anyone come into my personal space, unless ofcourse I was 99.9% sure of their loyalty and commitment. But here I am, totally heads over heels with a total stranger; well, a wise yoruba man once said…

If you close your eyes because you don’t want to see bad things, when the good ones are passing by, you won’t see them too… So what’s there to lose?

6:58am on Monday morning, I’d barely finished my morning devotion when my message tone rang; people of God, it was aunty that had messaged me that early in the morning… “Hey you, I’m sorry I couldn’t call last night, I got a little busy after getting home and slept off almost immediately after; hope you’re good and your night was splendid? Thanks again for yesterday”. I was smiling from ear to ear after reading the message; I wanted to reply her, but on a second thought, felt I should just call. So I did call her, and her voice was as sweet on the phone as it was off the phone. We talked for a while, laughing and giggling at intervals, I was lieing on my back and counting the ceilings in my room with my toes while talking. At some point, a female voice interrupted “You have one minute remaining”. I ended the call, quickly recharged from my bank account in 4 figures, and we continued the conversation.

It was at 8:27am we finally agreed to end the call after a protracted argument of who should press the red button; and Ofcourse planned to meet later that evening. And that was the beginning of my journey to… Nevermind!!

Little did I know that behind that beauty, lies the true color that would frustrate me in the nearest future

Bob Marley ft. Kaybee

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39 comments

RenceTek 21/09/2019 - 9:47 pm

Be revealing the bro code o. We go soon arrest you.. meanwhile… Awaiting next episode

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Numzy 22/09/2019 - 1:24 am

I guess beauty isn’t enough.

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 9:30 pm

My brother… Nor be small thing

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 9:29 pm

Go and arrest Bovi first 😂😂😂
Thanks bro

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Mariam 22/09/2019 - 8:06 pm

“Who God do for make he know o”
This statement reminds me so much of Imonirhua 😂😂😂
Nice one 👍🏾,waiting for the next episode

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 9:31 pm

I swear down..
Thanks dear for stopping by

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Stephen 22/09/2019 - 8:11 pm

Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted at least.

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 9:32 pm

Stephen avoid me😂😂😂😂

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Kare 22/09/2019 - 8:16 pm

Well, that’s how it is when you find someone really fascinating. You needed to calm down and clear your head but there was absolutely nothing like “calm down” in your dictionary then.
Waiting for the next…

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 9:32 pm

Kare don’t judge me please 😒😒😂😂😂

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Ese-osa Jennifer 22/09/2019 - 8:21 pm

The bro code part!!! Na so una dey do abi?

Shit just got real! Let’s see how it all plays out. Someone is in love!!! 😍

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 9:33 pm

Kindly ignore that part😂😂😂
Thanks dearie..

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Love Ugheberio 22/09/2019 - 8:29 pm

You did not add the highly frustrating excuse “it’s not you, it’s me”.
So you Dey recharge in 4 digits and you never call me pass 45secs.
We Dey wait you for junction

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 9:34 pm

Yea.. That excuse, you must be speaking from experience 😂😂
I nor offend you before na.. Which junction abeg make I avoid am
Thanks bros

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YenumAbaja 22/09/2019 - 8:31 pm

Ghen ghen
The shit about to get real…I ‘ll be here to read !
Btw how many squares did you count in the ceiling? Lol

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 9:37 pm

Yenum stop laughing at me na😂😂😂
Thanks ma’am

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Austinparka 22/09/2019 - 8:32 pm

Can’t wait for the next episode! But be careful sha..

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 9:38 pm

Thanks bros

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Mildy 22/09/2019 - 8:54 pm

Well done

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 10:23 pm

Thanks Mildy..

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Excellence 22/09/2019 - 9:03 pm

Nice one. Storyline was well arranged. We Dey wait next episode.

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mckaybeedcfr 22/09/2019 - 10:23 pm

Thanks chief..
Thanks for stopping by

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Dr. Eruotor David 22/09/2019 - 9:44 pm

Amazing …. God Bless You Sir

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mckaybeedcfr 23/09/2019 - 6:45 pm

Thanks boss for stopping by

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Mimis collections 22/09/2019 - 9:49 pm

Wat a love story…….y d frustration at last?……..hahahahahahaghaha……life!!!

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mckaybeedcfr 23/09/2019 - 6:45 pm

My dear..
Not all that glitters are gold

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Imitini Benjamin Ufuoma 23/09/2019 - 6:58 am

A beautiful write! One wouldn’t want the tale to end. Impatiently waiting for the next. More ink to your pen bro.

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mckaybeedcfr 23/09/2019 - 6:44 pm

Thanks bro
I ain’t a bad student right?

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Ugbo 23/09/2019 - 9:42 am

Maybe na ovobite u call so.
Who God do for make e knw.

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mckaybeedcfr 23/09/2019 - 6:43 pm

You know the story na
Thanks bro

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Rukkyvin 23/09/2019 - 2:57 pm

Nice one bro…. Story line too legit

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mckaybeedcfr 23/09/2019 - 6:42 pm

Thanks dearie

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Dr. Emma idise 23/09/2019 - 6:17 pm

A good one. Waiting for the next episode. You really know when to exit and keep readers in suspense. Keep it up Son.

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mckaybeedcfr 23/09/2019 - 6:42 pm

Thanks dad
It’s nice to have you here

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Da Vinci 23/09/2019 - 7:15 pm

Wow! Epic write up bro..keep it up

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mckaybeedcfr 27/09/2019 - 7:26 am

Thanks chief

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PAPPY OMADA 25/09/2019 - 7:35 am

Lmao… Na so e dey start. Next month na, una go begin quarrell😂😂😂… Why did u boil the wrong egg, u should have fried this one and boiled the other one… Lmao😂😂😂

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mckaybeedcfr 27/09/2019 - 7:26 am

I nor see oil to fry the egg😂😂😂
Thanks pappy

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Dr Oladipupo 29/09/2019 - 7:39 pm

Already waiting for the next episode bro, keep up the good work

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